In 5 minutes, one two year old boy...
gets out of his bed,
pours out the toy boxes in his room,
opens his door,
runs down the hall to mommy at the computer,
steals a dvd from the desk,
to the family room,
pulls all the throw pillows off the couches,
swipes the magazines off the ottoman,
opens the tv cabinet,
breaks the dvd in half,
wiggles out of his dirty diaper which lodges in the bottom of his footie pj's,
leaves a puddle on the floor,
and several wet foot prints behind him as he runs,
before mommy catches him.